A BIT OF FUN

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND

OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .....

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you

know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more

stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box

and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it

to you,so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior

manager

is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And

the

Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in

which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine

your new first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the

first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkl e

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the

second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;

adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.